We are talking here more about cheating in a relationship. I know, cheating is not a good way and I know how hard to be cheated by your gf/bf. Cheating? Cheated? Cheater? A word that really hate by those who are already experienced this. Ofcourse, who wants to be cheated anyway?

I have collected some Quotes about Cheating and oh, I don’t condone cheating because cheating is not good. And these are not a pro-cheating anyway. These are not mine, all of these are just collected and dlanyerzone doesn’t claim any rights with these quotes. All rights belong to those authors of these quotes.

Please don’t cheat! Don’t cheat your partners. If you’re not happy with him/her, then tell them, and leave and don’t cheat. I know you know the word karma so please stop fooling your partners.

Ok! So take a look at these Quotes about Cheating for you and to share with. Hope you like them.

Cheating in a relationship is the dumbest thing you could ever do. If you’re not happy. Just leave.

Cheating and lying aren’t struggles, they’re reasons to break up.” — Patti Callahan Henry , Between The Tides

I would prefer even to fail with honor than win by cheating. — Sophocles

Chocolate is not cheating! After a salty meal, you need a little bit of sweet. This is living, not cheating. — Ali Landry

There’s no point in being in a relationship, if you are still going to have a single person’s mentality.

If they cheated on someone else to be with you, chances are they will cheat on you too.

Forget the times he walked by, Forget the times he made you cry, Forget the times he spoke your name, remember now your not the same, Forget the times he held your hand, Forget the sweet things if you can, Forget the times & don’t pretend, remember now he’s just your friend.

A cheater will cheat no matter how good you treat them. Cheating isn’t always about being unhappy, sometimes its about pleasure and greed.

The truly scary thing about undiscovered lies is that they have a greater capacity to diminish us than exposed ones. They erode our strength, our self-esteem, our very foundation.

Are you sad and feeling down because of those problem you are encountering right now? Do you feel upset and want to give up? Or its like you feel like you are the most unlucky person ever? Nah! Don’t think that. All of us has a problem in life. Its just that you don’t know how to handle it. You should try to look at this Quotes to Live by collection I compiled for you. These quotes may help you.

These Quotes to live by can motivate and inspire you in your daily lives. Don’t think that you cant solve your problems because there is God who will help you. Remember that God is bigger than your problems. I assure you, you can defeat all trials in life if you will trust that He will help you in times of troubles. God will never leave you. He’s always there for us. So smile!

So we’ll going to look at these Quotes to live by and be inspired. So here they are. Hope you like them. And oh! These are not mine. All rights belong to all the authors of these amazing quotes. So here they are. Please share!

If your happiness depends on what somebody else does, you do have a pretty big problem.

“All our dreams can come true – if we have the courage to pursue them.” – Walt Disney

We’re born alone, we live alone, we die alone. Only through our love and friendship can we create the illusion for the moment that we’re not alone. - Orson Welles

Saying goodbye is one of the most painful ways to solve a problem. But sometimes it’s necessary.

“To achieve anything, you must be prepared to dabble on the boundary of disaster.” - Stirling Moss

“Great minds discuss ideas. Average minds discuss events. Small minds discuss people.” - Eleanor Roo

The world is a dangerous place to live; not because of the people who are evil, but because of the people who don’t do anything about it. - Albert Einstein

“Such as thy words are such will thine affections be esteemed and such as thine affections will be thy deeds and such as thy deeds will be thy life …” - Socrates

Sometimes people throw away something good for something better, only to find out later that good was actually good enough and better never even came close.

You will never be happy if you continue to search for what happiness consists of. You will never live if you are looking for the meaning of life. - Albert Camus

“The best years of your life are the ones in which you decide your problems are your own. You do not blame them on your mother, the ecology, or the president. You realize that you control your own destiny.” - Albert Ellis

To be a professional someday is our #1 dream in life, isn’t it? But ofcourse, before we become a professional, we need to be graduate with the courses we took. Many trials, problems that we need to defeat before we finally reach our goals.

For those who are already a professional, congrats for reaching your goals in life. And for those who are still in a way in reaching their goals, soon, you will be a professional someday.

Anyway, I collected some Quotes about Professional for you and to share with. These are not mine, so all rights belong to all the authors of this quotes.

If you find this Quotes about Professional cool and great, please share it to your friends by hitting the share button. By that, you can help this site and we are glad to share you guys all kinds of quotes everyday. Thank you!

So here they are. Hope you like them.

“We’re professionals. People make deals, they need to stick to them. That’s the way it works, if it’s going to work at all.” - James Sallis , Drive

Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the ark; professionals built the Titanic.

“A professional is a man who can do his job when he doesn’t feel like it; an amateur is one who can’t when he does feel like it. ” - James Agate

"In all professions each affects a look and an exterior to appear what he wishes the world to believe that he is. Thus we may say that the whole world is made up of appearances." - La Rochefoucauld, Francois De

It is no surprise that when today’s affluent young professionals return to church, they want to do it only on their own terms - what’s amazing is how far the churches are going to oblige

"Professional men, they have no cares; whatever happens, they get theirs." - Nash, Ogden

Even if a farmer intends to loaf, he gets up in time to have an early start

"The best augury of a man’s success in his profession is that he thinks it the finest in the world." - Eliot, George

Birthday is a special day for everyone of us. It is where we celebrate the day of our birth. And it only happens once a month. Some of us are celebrating with so much foods together with families and friends and some are just celebrating it simple. But whatever how you celebrate it, it will be the best day ever specially if your families are complete to celebrate your best day ever.

Anyway, take a look at these Tagalog Birthday Quotes and Greetings for Friends for you and to share with your friends who are celebrating their birthday today or the next day. These are collected over the internet and some of them are made by yours truly. See also our Engish version: Birthday Quotes and Greetings.

So here they are. Hope you like them.

Oh kaibigan ko! Napakahalagang araw ito para sa iyo. Sana lahat ng hinahangad ay makamit mo. Maligayang kaarawan kaibigan ko.

Kaibigan ko, gusto kitang batiin ng “Maligayang Kaarawan!”. Wag kang mag-alala, hindi kita iiwan dahil ikaw ay napakabuting kaibigan. Mananatili kang kaibigan magpakailanpaman.

"Happy, Happy, Happy Birthday! Sayo ang ang pagkain, kami ang kakain! Happy, Happy, Happy Birthday! Sana ay mabusog mo kami! Maligayang Kaarawan sayo!"

Gusto kitang pasalamatan kaibigan, sa mga tulong na iyong ginawa. Salamat sa lahat. At ngayong kaarawan mo, ako naman ang magpapasaya sa iyo.

"Ito ang araw na ginawa ng Panginoon. Tanda ng kanyang pagmamahal para sa iyo. Sana’y maging maligaya ka sa kaarawang mong ito"

Wag kang mag alala kaibigan. Ako ay narito lage para sa iyo. Gaya ng pagiging nandito ka tuwing kailangan kita. Mag ingat ka sapagkat kaarawan mo ngayon. Mahal kita. Happy birthday!

Hangad ko sa iyong kaarawan aking kaibigan ang masaya at malusog na buhay. Sana wag kang magbabago. Happy birthday! Magsaya ka sapagkat ito ay mahalagang araw sa iyo.

"Napakahalaga ng araw na ito Sapagkat ipinagdiriwang ang kapanganakan mo. Magpasalamat sa Maykapal sa buhay na ibinagay Isang biyayang walang kapantay"

Dalangin ko sa Maykapal, na ikaw ay bigyan ng magandang buhay sa araw na ito. Sapagkat ikaw ay mabuting kaibigan sa akinh buhay. Maligayang kaarawan. Enjoy your special day.

Being an optimistic person is enough to defeat all problems in life. Such a good behaviour for you to solve all trials you will encounter.

Today, I wanna share you a new compilation of quotes - Optimist Quotes or about positive quotes. These are not mine, these are all collected over the internet, and all rights belong to all the authors of these Optimist Quotes. I do suggest, share these quotes to your loved ones so that they will be inspired in their everyday life.

You may also try to see: Motivational Quotes
Inspirational Quotes

So are you ready to be inspired and start being an optimist person? So leggo, here they are. Please share :))

“The past is a guidepost, not a hitching post.“ - L. Thomas Holdcroft

Optimism. It’s not just a mind-set, it is behavior. - LARRY ELDER, The Ten Things You Can’t Say in America

An optimist may see a light where there is none, but why must the pessimist always run to blow it out? - Rene Descartes

“Don’t cry because it’s over, smile because it happened.” - Dr. Seuss

“Even the darkest night will end and the sun will rise.” - Victor Hugo , Les Misérables

An optimist stays up until midnight to see the new year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves. - Bill Vaughan

The man who is a pessimist before 48 knows too much; if he is an optimist after it, he knows too little. - Mark Twain

“Man often becomes what he believes himself to be. If I keep on saying to myself that I cannot do a certain thing, it is possible that I may end by really becoming incapable of doing it. On the contrary, if I have the belief that I can do it, I shall surely acquire the capacity to do it even if I may not have it at the beginning.” - Mahatma Gandhi

It’s not that optimism solves all of life’s problems; it is just that it can sometimes make the difference between coping and collapsing. - LUCY MACDONALD, Learn to Be an Optimist

Howdy readers! Do you ever heard the most hurtful words from the one you love? And you dont have anything to do but just to accept the fact that he/she dont love you anymore? Since today, we are talking about those masakit words, then, I am excited to share you today these masakit quotes I have collected for you and to share with. These quotes maybe relatable to us specially those teens who have been busted by those people they loved.

You may try to see Tagalog Love Quotes collection if you feel like you dont deserve those quotes below.

So leggo, these are the pinakamasakit na love quotes for you and to share with.

Masakit daw umibig palagi ka raw iiyak palagi ka raw aasa at maghihintay sa wala sabi ko naman ganun lang yun talaga dahil kung di ka masasaktan di mo malalamang nagmamahal ka na pala.

Sa pag ibig kahit na msaktn ka o lumuha pa ang mahalaga marunong kang magmahal ng tapat at di ka takot na masaktan dahil ang tapat magmahal ay may katapat na tunay na pagmamahal.

Bakit pag may gusto tayo kelangan iwanan natin yung iba para lang makuha yun? pero pag andyan na, saka mo malalaman na yung taong iniwan mo ay minsan na ring iniwan ang lahat lahat sa buhay para lang sayo…

Masakit magmahal pag binigay mo lahat… kahit alam mo walang darating na kapalit… pero mas masakit magmahal pag pinaasa ka nya na mahal ka nya tapos sasabihin syo na… “SORRY, YOKO NA…”

Sinabi ko sa sarili ko na lilimutin na kita pinilit ko masakit ginawa ko mahirap ano gagawin ko?? tumakbo? magtago? saan? maliit lang mundo ko… umiikot lang sayo

Ang sakit isiping mahal kita pero mahal mo siya.. mas nasasaktan ako pag nalalaman ko na malungkot ka at wala akong magawa… kundi sabihing “kung akin ka lang di kita gaganyanin”

Mahirap makipaglaban sa bagay na lam mong talo ka, wala kang magawa kundi hayaan na lang, tumahimik, hanggang ilayo *** ang taong pnkmamahal mo. Dun mo maiicp… “sna di ko n lang cia nakilala, di sana ko nahihirapan ng ganito…”

Masakit pag ininsulto ka… masakit pag ginago ka… mas masakit pag sinabihan ka… mahal nmn kita eh… kaso mas mahal ko sya… oh dba… ginago ka na ininsulto ka pa!

Forever? Do you believe in the word forever? Ok we’ll talk forever in love. So do you believe that there is forever in the name of love? I have seen some happy couples but after so many years they seperated. I dunno but am really not into the word forever. Maybe because forever is really just a word for me for those who keeps on promising that they love you “forever”. But oh, before you feel mad at me, I am telling you, I love forever and I keep telling myself to believe that loving a person forever is possible. Actually, I have seen some old couples that are still happy with each other and they are still sweet regardless of their age and their physical appearance. So the word forever is really not just a word but it is really possible to happen.

So today, I have collected some Quotes about Forever from different sources for you and to share with. Dlanyerzone doesn’t claim any rights with these quotes because all rights belong to all the authors of these quotes. So here they are. Hope you like them. Please share!

“When forever becomes a place…when forever ceases to be just a word… when it ceases to be just a measurement of time…but instead becomes a place where soul mates can dance to the song in their hearts, that is a reflection of true love.” - Steve Maraboli, Life, the Truth, and Being Free

My music will go on forever. Maybe it’s a fool say that, but when me know facts me can say facts. My music will go on forever. - Bob Marley

“Some things don’t last forever, but some things do. Like a good song, or a good book, or a good memory you can take out and unfold in your darkest times, pressing down on the corners and peering in close, hoping you still recognize the person you see there.” - Sarah Dessen , This Lullaby

It is for us to pray not for tasks equal to our powers, but for powers equal to our tasks, to go forward with a great desire forever beating at the door of our hearts as we travel toward our distant goal. - Helen Keller

“Forever has no meaning when you’re living in the moment. I wasn’t ready for that moment to end.” -Ellen Hopkins

Don’t change on me. Don’t extort me unless you intend to do it forever. - Tupac Shakur

“It seemed like forever ago, like we’ve had this brief but still infinite forever. Some infinities are bigger than other infinities.” - John Green , The Fault in Our Stars

Some people plant in the spring and leave in the summer. If you’re signed up for a season, see it through. You don’t have to stay forever, but at least stay until you see it through. - Jim Rohn

“the truth about forever is that it is happening right now”- Sarah Dessen , The Truth About Forever

Howdy readers! Sending some love quotes to your love ones everyday are really makes you feel happy. We want them to feel that they are special with the quotes we send to them. But I know, some of your friends and love ones are using other mobile networks and that’s too hassle for you to buy another phone so that you can never stop sending them new quotes or telling and asking them if they are ok. Good thing is that, today, there are some phones that are dual sim, and that’s really a big help specially if some of your love ones are using other networks (like you are using Smart and they are using Globe). You don’t need to buy another phone because there are some phones that has a dual sim feature which you can insert two different sim networks in just one phone.

I suggest, you may try this very affordable Android phone which is the Cherry Mobile Omega HD Dual Sim from Lazada Philippines with its amazing spec.

If you are techie person and specs is a big deal for you, then try to look at the specs below and see how this gadget really the best Android Dual Sim you have to try.

- Android 4.2 (Jellybean)
- 5” Capacitive IPS HD touchscreen
- Scratch-resistant Dragontail cover glass
- 1.2GHz Quad-Core Processor, 1GB of RAM
- Enhanced SGXS3 GPU
- Main Camera: 12.0MP with LED flash and Backside Illumination (BSI)
- Front Camera: 2.0MP with BSI
- Dual SIM/Dual Standby
- Bluetooth/USB/WiFi/GPS
- 4GB Internal, microSD up to 32GB
- Battery: 2000mAh

For only ₱ 8,999.00, you can now own this very amazing smartphone. You don’t have to worry if your love ones from other networks wil text you, because using this phone, you can reply them without hassle in inserting another sim. It is now easy for you to share some quotes to your love ones regardless of the networks they are using. And oh, the two sims can receive texts and calls at the same time. What are you waiting for? Send quotes with no hassle using this amazing Dual sim Anroid phone.

Howdy readers! Anyone here an Ilocano readers? Anyone here from Ilocos? Why? Because this article is a collection of Ilocano Jokes. And its only for those who understand Iloco dialect. Maybe you remember my post about Ilocano Love Quotes, if not then you have to visit it. Its the best collection of Ilocano Love Quotes ever. These Ilocano Jokes are probably the best Ilocano Jokes online I think. Maybe some of these are corny but really, they are funny for me. They can make you forget your problems. Afaik! Have a little time to read this and laugh.

I really had fun reading these Ilocano Jokes. They are really funny. So you have to try them. These are not mine. These are collected over the internet so all rights belong to all the owner of these Ilocano Jokes. So leggo, here they are. Hope you like them.

Teody: uray dakkel ti sueldok agittakon iti trabahok.
Asseng: apay narigat?
Teody: saan, ngem paiyawidda diay obraek no adu ti ikamakammi.
Asseng: ket ana koma’t rigatna?
Teody: narigat ti agiyawid iti balsamaren pre!

Anak: tatang nasiitan nak ti siit ti bangus, anya ngay ti aramidik?
Tatang: ket mangan ka ah ti adu nga saba.
Anak: hmm! Nagadun ti nakan ku nga saba madi met maikkat!
Tatang: anya kadi ti nasiitan kenka anak k0?
Anak: ay keT toy dapan k0 tatang!

Asst. Manager: natay ti manager tayo. Inatake iti puso.
Mardi: sir, mabalin a siak lattan ti sumukat iti puestona?
Asst. Manager: wen, a, umanayka la ketdi iti lungonna.

Agkalkali ni Teody iti abut a pagmulaanna.
Itong: Agbagtitkansa metten, G’yem, awan met imulmulam!
Teody: He he. Seedless ti imulmulak. G’yem.

Lolo: kitam ta asu mi baruk ket naganak.
Baritu: apay lo agkagat ta aso yu?
Lolo: wen ah baruk detuy ah kinalakay ku awan pay nakitak nga asu ah dumanug.

Sabas: Ania nga agas ti makapaimbag ken inangko, Dok?
Dok: Ay, adingko, milagro laengen ti makapaimbag.
Sabas: Milagro? Tableta wenno syrup Dok?

Bride: hmm! Apay met nga nkaim-impis toy ginatang m0 nga wedding ring? baka saan met nga agbayag daytoy?
Groom: ehh! Apay nkasigurado ka nga agbayag ti pnagdenna ta?!

Thats all. So how do you find them? Are they funny? If yes, why not share them? Just click the share button. And oh, its better if you share this to your friends. And oh (again) dont forget to tell them about this site. Thanks for dropping by.

I love inspirational quotes. It can motivate me in my everyday life. Whats the best thing here is that, its enlighten up my daily life. Some people want to give up because of some problems in their life. And Im one of you guys, sometimes, I feel like giving up. Sometimes I feel like I dont know what to do. And sometimes I feel like Im down but looking and reading these kinds of quotes make me strong and want to continue life.

Don’t ever forget to pray. Don’t ever forget to ask God a help. He will help you no matter what. Take a look at these quotes to enlighten up your day. They can help you. It may help you to enlighten up your day. Don’t ever give up. Tomorrow is another day.

So leggo and take a look at these quotes to enlighten up your day I collected from different sources. So here they are.

“The trouble with not having a goal is that you can spend your life running up and down the field and never score.”– Bill Copeland

When the world says, “Give up,” hope whispers, “Try it one more time.”

“To forgive is the highest, most beautiful form of love. In return, you will receive untold peace and happiness.” - Dr. Robert Muller

“The sky has never been the limit. We are our own limits. It’s then about breaking our personal limits and outgrowing ourselves to live our best lives.”

“I’m not afraid of storms, for I’m learning to sail my ship.” – Louisa May Alcott

“Yesterday is not ours to recover, but tomorrow is ours to win or to lose.” - Lyndon B. Johnson

“Remember there’s no such thing as a small act of kindness. Every act creates a ripple with no logical end.” - Scott Adams

“Dig within. Within is the wellspring of good; and it is always ready to bubble up, if you just dig.” – Marcus Aurelius

“Obstacles don’t have to stop you. If you run into a wall, don’t turn around and give up. Figure out how to climb it, go through it, or work around it.” - Michael Jordan

Ouch Quotes is another collection you should’ve try to check. It’s a new collection that really can break a heart. If you dont know what “ouch” means, its an expression that somebody are using it once they hurt.

No need for a long intro. So leggo and look at this Ouch Quotes collection I have collected from different sources. These are not mine, all rights belong to all the authors of these quotes. So here they are.

Most of the times, the words couldn’t really express of what you feel. All you can do is find the word that has the closest meaning.

“Well, you can’t have heartbreak without love,” Dan pointed out. “If your heart was really broken, then at least you know you really loved him.” - Leila Sales, Past Perfect

Sometimes, the best way to get a person’s attention is to stop giving them yours.

The hardest part of loving someone is when they no longer care and you keep loving them anyway.

Forget what hurt you, but never forget what it taught you.

“I have not broken your heart - you have broken it; and in breaking it, you have broken mine.” - Charlotte Brontë, Wuthering Heights

Don’t cry over a guy, let a guy cry over you. ‘Cause girls give and forgive, but guys get and forget.

If you succeed in cheating someone, Don’t think that the person is a fool. Realize that the person trusted you much more than you deserved.

“I didn’t know someone could cry that much, I thought the tears would run out. They don’t.” - Sara Quin

Don’t cry over someone who wouldn’t cry over you. - Lauren Conrad

As I always say, never give up. Be strong! Whatever trials you’ll encounter, you can defeat them by the help of God. Just don’t give up in any trials because trials makes you stronger after.

Giving up means you can’t really defeat the problems you have. But please, never give up because God never give us a problems that we can’t defeat. Its just you have to trust Him and have a faith in Him. You just have to ask for a help. Pray as this is the only way you can talk to Him. Don’t worry, its free.

Okay, today, I have collected about Quotes for being Strong. These quotes are for all of you guys specially when you feel like you want to give up. Take a look at these as these quotes can help you ease the pain or motivate you to face the problem in life. Anyway, these are not mine as these are collected over the internet. So all rights belong to all the authors of these Quotes for being Strong. So here they are.

Being strong can be also feminine. I don’t think feminine equals being weak. Being strong is very sexy. - Sanaa Lathan

Love the Lord your God with all your heart and with all your soul and with all your mind and with all your strength. - Mark 12:30

My music is about being strong, even in your vulnerability. - Miranda Lambert

He who believes is strong; he who doubts is weak. Strong convictions precede great actions. – Louisa May Alcott

How absurd it was that in all seven kingdoms, the weakest and most vulnerable of people - girls, women - went unarmed and were taught nothing of fighting, while the strong were trained to the highest reaches of their skill. - Kristin Cashore, Graceling

You never know how strong you are, until being strong is the only choice you have.

To share your weakness is to make yourself vulnerable; to make yourself vulnerable is to show your strength. - Criss Jami

Strength is looking back,seeing what you have been through and knowing you were strong enough to make it through. Love is looking back and seeing who stuck with you. - Anonymous

The weak fall, but the strong will remain and never go under! - Anne Frank, The Diary of a Young Girl

Pain makes you stronger. Tears make you braver. Heartbreak makes you wiser. And vodka makes you not remember any of that crap.

A strong gives forgiveness but weak gives permission. - Santosh Kalwar , Quote Me Everyday

PHR stands for Precious Heart Romances. It was recognized as the bestselling Tagalog romance pocketbook. You should try to look at these quote I collected - PHR Quotes from those best selling pocketbooks from PHR. All rights belong to PHR and those writers of these quotes.

Honestly speaking, I love reading pocketbooks too specially from PHR. I have a lots of fave author in PHR like Cora Clemente, and one of my friend Xiandra :) Xandria is a new writer in PHR but I assure you, she’s a good writer. You must buy one her PHR book and you’ll see how great she is.

Okay, leggo and look at these best of the bests quotes, i think, lol. So here they are. Hope you’ll like them.

"Iniwan ka na niya. Tanggapin mo na lang iyon at tigilan mo na ang pagpaparusa sa sarili mo. Dahil kung mahal ka niya, hindi ka niya iiwan at lalong hindi ka niya bibigyan ng dahilan para lumuha." - Catch Me i I’m Falling For You by Sonia Francesca

“Ano ang puwede kong gawin para maniwala ka? Sukat ikamatay ko man ay susundin ko iyon. That’s how much it means to me to have your trust… and your love once more.” - Paano Na Kaya by Laurice del Rio

>”Kapag mahal mo ang isang tao,madali na lang ang maghintay, kahit gaano pa katagal. Kasi kahit anon’ng gawin mo, alam mong hindi ka na magmamahal pa ng iba maliban sa kanya.” - Reaching You by Princess Faye

“Malaya kang magmahal. Malaya kang ibigin ang kahit sino. Hindi mahalaga kung may katugon man o wala ang damdamin mo. Ang mahalaga ay magmahal ka nang malinis.” - The Cursed Healer by Victoria Amor

“Hindi ko makita ang sarili ko sa hinaharap na wala ka sa tabi ko. Ikaw lang ang nakikita kong iibigin ko, at ang makakasama ko sa pagtanda.” - Caleb by Solitaire

“For her, this was one of the happiest things on earth—to be in love with someone who is more in love with you.” - When a Genius Falls in Love by Marione Ashley

“I’m really glad that you finally came to your senses. At na-realize mo na rin sa wakas na hindi mo kayang mabuhay na wala ako.” - Kaylus’ Only Sky by Tyra

“I just have to believe in myself and in the power of my love. At habang may tsansa pa ako, I’ll do everything para matauhan siyang ako ang itinadhana sa kanya.” - Kenzo, My Love by Zoey Summers

"If you want to own me, you have me full. Ipagdamot mo ako kung gusto mo. It would be my pleasure. Dahil mahal kita." - Unbreak My Heart by Mariane Reign

Donya Ina…. Donya Ina… Donya Ina… There are a lot of netizens that are posting some jokes by this viral character. Donya Ina is a character in Bubble Gang played by Micheal V. Just because some of her or his(?) jokes are relatable specially to teenagers, that is why netizens are keep posting and making their own Donya Ina Jokes.

If you’re excited to see them, so here they are. And oh, please be noted that these are collected over the internet and dlanyerzone doesn’t claim any rights with these Donya Ina Jokes. So here they are.

Anak, kailangan ba na mag GM bago matulog? Yung totoo? Artista ka ba? may mga fans ka ba na mababaliw at maiiyak kapag naka tanggap sila ng text galing sayo? Sige sa halip na magdasal ka bagi matulog eh GM ang inaaatupag mo? anong pag mamaganda nanaman yan? Sige nga! Paki Explain! Lab You!

Anak, anong kinalaman ngpunyetang quote na yan sa selfie mo? Pakiexplain! Labyu.

Anak, nakita ko yung comment mo sa status ng kaibigan mo, “First to comment”. May matatanggap ka bang diploma nyan? Paki-explain. Labyu!

Anak, ano nanaman ba yung status update mo? “WHO WANTS FANSIGN?”. Eto pala seselfie mo kanina na may kasamang papel na may pangalan ng mga imaginary fans mo? Matanong ko lang. Artista ka ba? Ano ba ang mayroon sa fansign na yan? Anak, pumikit ka nga. Di ba wala kang nakikita? Ganyan karami ang taong gusto magkaroon ng fansign mo. Kung feeling mo ay mala Ann Curtis ka na. Sige Eh Push lang natin yan! Tatawag na rin ako ng photographer ng makapg photoshoot ka at maipa billboard natin sa EDSA yung fansign mo. Paki Explain! Lab You!

Anak, balita ko sumali ka nanaman sa isang Online Contest. Paramihan ng Likes sa Picture. Para ka ng kandidato na tumakbo sa eleksyon. Busy sa pamimilit ng mga taong magla-like ng picture mo. Patu ba nmana ako at sendan mo pa ng pm mo. “Please Palki LIKE naman ng Picture ko!” Anong kabaliwan yan? Maganda ka na nyan? Paki Explain! Lab You!

Anak, marami bang mag lalike sa picture mo pag nakita nila ang abs mo sa mukha? yung totoo nag gygym ka o nag phophotoshoot? anong pag fefeeling gwapo nanaman ba yan? PAKI EXPLAIN! LAB YU!

Christmas is fast approaching! Do you feel the essence of Christmas? Yes we all do…

Have you already list all your wishes this Christmas? Oh! Me? Ofcourse I already listed some of my wishes this Christmas. And FYI, its not only for me but also for my niece :)

Since I preferred shopping online because less hassle and no need to go out, I checked Lazada PH website just to list my wishes this coming Christmas.

So first on the list is the Apple iPhone 5S 16GB(Silver). Since, i haven’t tried using an iPhone, that is why I put this as my first wish. Oh i’ve been using an Android phone for more that 2 years and that is why, I want a new OS this time and it’s the iOS.

Second is the Canon EOS 60D 18.0 MP DSLR Camera w/ EF 18-135mm Lens Kit Black. Actually I am a photographer and I want a new camera again and again. I love taking photos and I badly need this.

And last is the, Barbie Doll with Bathroom Playset for my niece :) My niece really love Barbie dolls so I want to surprise her with this cute Barbie Doll. I love her actually!

So those are my top three wishes this Christmas. So if you too are planning to make a wishlist this Christmas, you can visit their Christmas Bazaar page by clicking here.

Ang pag-ibig ay parang?

Maaaring ikaw ay inihalintulad mo na rin ang pag-ibig sa isang bagay gaya ng mga netizens. Ito ay malimit kong nakikita online na kung saan ang PAG-IBIG ay inihahalintulad nila sa mga iba’t-ibang bagay. Tara at ating ungkatin ang mga iba’t-ibang mga bagay na kung saan dito inihalintulad ng mga Pilipinong netizens ang pag-ibig.

Isa sa pinakapaborito ko sa mga ito ay:
Ang love parang isang ibon. Hayaan mo sya kung gusto nyang umalis. Babalik yun kung gusto nya. Pero kung hindi na, hayaan muna baka mas masaya sya sa pugad ng iba..
Totoo ito, hayaan mo siyang umalis. Kung kayo sa bandang huli, eh kayo pero kapag hindi, wala kang magagawa kundi tanggapin ang katotohanang hindi siya para sa’yo.

Want more? Ok ilan lamang ang mga nasa baba ang iba pang bagay na ginamit ng mga netizens para idescribe ang pag-ibig.

Ang pag-ibig ay parang yoyo. Madaming ups and downs.

Ang pag-ibig parang ulan. Kung kelan hindi ka handa saka bubuhos at kahit anong tago mo mababasa ka parin. Ang nakaka-lungkot lang kung kelan nag-eenjoy kana saka biglang titila at mawawala.

Ang love parang MATH. Hindi nawawala sa problema ang bwisit na “X”!

Ang pag-ibig ay parang susi at kandado. Iisang pares lang ang meron sa mundo!

Ang PAG iBiG ay parang cellphone na nahulog sa Toilet. Hindi mo makukuha hangga’t hindi ka maglalakas ng loob.

Ooops! Teka ipapahabol ko lang ang isang ‘to. Nabasa ko lang sa isang site. Ewan kung maniniwala ba kayo o hindi. Kung maiinis ba kayo o kung anu pa mang reaksyon ninyo. Ang pag-ibig daw ay….
Ang pag-ibig ay parang MAGIC. Hindi totoo.
So para sa inyo? Agree ba kayo o hindi?

Ikaw? Meron ka bang gustong idagdag sa collection na ito? O mayron ka bang sariling "ang pag-ibig ay parang….? Maari mong ipadala ito sa amin via email o icomment sa baba at idadagdag namin agad dito. Thank you!

Sa mga babae, ikaw ba ay may bestfriend na lalaki? At sa mga lalake, may bestfriend ba kayong babae? Yung napapatawa ka niya? Minsan siya lagi nakakasama mo kahit saan ka man magpunta. Siya nakakasama mo sa tawanan, kulitan, o kung anu-ano pang mga bagay na malimit niyong ginagawa araw-araw. Tapos paggising mo, mahal mo na siya. Na ayaw mo siyang mawala sa iyo at siya na buhay mo.

Alam ko isa sa atin ang minsan nang nainlove sa ating kaibigang lalaki o babae. Nakakainis kase alam nating kailanman ay hindi magiging kayo dahil alam mo na isa ka lang na kaibigan sa kanya. Nakakainis kase bakit siya pa? Kung bakit sa kanya pa tumibok ang iyong puso. Madame naman diyang iba eh pero bakit siya?

Hindi mo alam ang gagawin mo kung sasabihin mo ba sa kanya ang iyong nararamdan. Natatakot ka kase kapag sinabi mo sa kanya kung ano nararamdaman mo ay baka mag-iba ang pakikitungo niya sa’yo. Na baka iwasan ka niya after. Na baka di siya magpapakita pa sa’yo. Will you take the risk and tell him/her kung ano ang nararamdaman mo?

Sabi nila, habang andiyan siya, sabihin mo kung ano ang nararamdaman mo kase baka magsisi ka sa bandang huli kapag di mo nasabi sa kanya. Malay mo, parehas lang kayo ng nararamdam. Malay mo gusto ka din niya at natatakot lang din siyang sabihin sa iyo ang nararamdaman niya.

Ikaw? Will you take the risk? Sasabihin mo ba sa kanya kung ano ang nararamdaman mo? At handa ka bang tanggapin ang magiging kahihinatnan ng pagsasabi mo sa kanya ng totoong nararamdaman mo? O mas pipilin mo na lang na ilihim sa kanya para manatili ang inyong samahan? Para di masira ang inyong pagkakaibigan? Sapat na bang maging kaibigan na lang ang turingan niyo? Handa ka bang makita siyang may kaholding hands? Handa ka bang makitang may bf o gf siya?

I want to hear it from you! Contact me :-)

Gusto kong maging isang artista.
After 10 years, magiging businessman ako.
Magiging teacher ako.
Magiging doktor ako.
Kaming dalawa na ng taong mahal ko.
Ilan lamang ang mga iyan sa mga gusto nating mangyare balang araw, hindi ba?

Ikaw, minsan naisip mo na ba ang future mo? After 10 years, ano ang nakikita mo sa iyong sarili? Isa ka na kayang magiting na sundalo na lumalaban sa mga rebelde? O isa ka na kaya sa pinakamayamang tao sa Pilipinas dahil nakapangasawa ka ng napakayaman at kilala sa larangan ng pagnenegosyo? O di kaya naman isa kang sikat na artista dahil minsan nakita ka ng isang talent scout sa pinuntahan mong concert ng isang artista sa inyong lugar. O baka naman, nagkapamilya ka na at may tatlo hanggang sampung anak? ‘Di loko lang haha. Baka naman gusto mong pumasok sa pulitika at maging Presidente ng Pilipinas? Why not!

Oo nga noh? Ano na kaya tayo after 10 years? Nakamit na kaya natin ang mga hangarin natin ngayon sa panahong ‘yan? Hindi naten masabi. ‘Di natin alam kung anong mangyari sa atin, o sa ating kapalaran. Malay mo bukas o sa makalawa, wala na tayo dito, na sana hindi mangyari. Nagawa na ba natin ang dapat nating gawin? Nakamtan na ba natin sa araw na iyan ang ating gustong makamtan ngayon?

Hindi masama ang mangarap. Libre pa nga eh kaya mangarap ka rin lang naman, na after 10 years, ay sagarin mo na. Wo ow! Pero sana samahan mo ito ng gawa kase kahit mangarap ka nang mangarap pero di ka naman gumagawa ng paraan para makamit ang mga pangarap mo sa buhay eh wala rin. Sinasayang mo lang ang oras mo. Sinasayang mo lang ang oras na sana ang oras na iyon ay inilaan mo sa pagtupad ng iyong pangarap. Mangarap lang nang mangarap basta gawan mo ng paraan para makamit ito. Minsan kase, ang ating mga pangarap ang rason kung bakit natin pinag-iigihan ang buhay upang balang araw, magawa o mabili natin ang mga gusto natin. Nasa satin naman nakasalalay ang ating kapalaran eh. Kung gusto mo talaga, madaming paraan para makamit mo yun. Nasa sa iyo yan, magpursige ka, magdasal ka sa Kanya at tiyak tutulungan ka Niya. Kaya mangarap ka hanggang gusto mo. Gawin mo itong rason o inspirasyon para magpursige. Why not! Lahat tayo ay may karapatang mangarap. Walang pakialamanan. Haha!

Ako after 10 years, gusto kong maging isang mayaman. Haha, eh sino ba naman ang ayaw yumaman diba? Seriously, gusto ko talagang magkaroon ng negosyo. Yun lang naman! Pero yung maraming branches. Haha. Ikaw? Ano ang mga pangarap mo na sana matupad after 10 years? Maari mong ibahagi dito :-)

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Paano nga ba ang mag move-on?
Maaring naitanong mo na rin ito sa iyong sarili nung iniwan ka ng taong mahal mo. O nung iniwan mo ang taong mahal mo dahil kailangan. Dahil hindi ka na masaya sa piling niya sapagkat marami na ang nakikialam sa realasyon ninyo. Ito ang kadalasang tanong ng mga taong nahihirapan na para makalimutan ang nakaraan. Tanong ng mga kabataang nakakulong parin sa ala-ala ng kahapon. Tanong na kung saan ang hirap sagutin pero kailangang harapin.

Siguro nabasa mo na rin ang mga naglalabasang libro na sinusulat ng mga magagaling na manunulat gaya nina Marcelo Santos III na Para sa Broken Hearted o ang libro ni Papa Jack, para lang makalimutan ang iyong Ex pero hanggang ngayon, hindi parin siya mawala wala sa isipan – at sa puso mo.

Oo mahirap ang mag move-on, alam ko ito sapagkat isa rin ako sa mga kagaya niyong nahihirapang tanggapin na wala na kayo. Na hindi kayo ang para sa isa’t-ia. Na hindi mo na siya kasama sa araw-araw. Isa rin akong taong minsan na ring nakulong sa ala-ala ng kahapon. Mahirap – yan ang tamang salita na makakapaglarawan sa salitang Move-on. Mahirap sapagkat kailangan mong sanayin ang sarili mo na wala na siya sa buhay mo. Na hindi na gaya ng dati ang iyong araw-araw na buhay. Mahirap sapagkat kailangan mong tanggapin na tapos na kayo at hanggang dun na lang ang inyong love story. Wala na yung nangungulit sa’yo araw-araw. Wala na yung taong magtetext sa’yo araw-araw at sasabihing “Kumain ka na”, “Matulog ka na”, “Mahal na mahal kita” at iba pang sweet messages na kumukumpleto sa iyong araw. Wala na yung inspirasyon mo at wala na yung taong nagpapasaya at nagpaparamdam sa iyo kung gaano kasarap ang mahalin at magmahal.
Ganon naman talaga ang buhay, di ba? Walang permanente dito sa mundo. Lahat mawawala. People come and go ‘ika nga. Kailangan lang nating itatak sa isipan natin na hindi natin kontrolado kung ano ang gusto nating mangyari sa buhay naten. Pero paano nga ba ang mag Move-on?

Kung ako ang tatanungin! It really takes time para makapag move-on. Walang shortcut! Masasanay ka rin na wala na siya at dun mo masasabi mo sa sarili mong “Nakaya ko pala ang mabuhay nang wala siya.”. Ang pag momove-on, hindi minamadali. You only need to do is to feel the pain because pain demands to be felt ika nga sa movie na TFIOS . Ipagpatuloy mo lang ang buhay nang wala siya. Gawin mong normal ang iyong araw-araw. Gawin mo kung ano ang gusto mo – kung ano ang makapagpapasaya sa iyo. Gawin mo kung ano ang mga advices nila – ng mga kaibigan mo o nung mga nabasa mong libro. Lahat yun makakatulong sa iyo para makalimutan ang nakaraan. Just go with the flow!

Goodluck! Makaka move-on ka rin :-)

Tag-ulan na naman! Napakabilis ng araw ‘no? Di mo pa nga naeenjoy ang summer pero eto’t araw na ng tag-ulan. Uso na naman ang baha sa ilang mga lugar. Uso na naman ang mga pampainit na pagkain. Uso na naman ang mga panlamig na kasuotan. Lalabas na naman ang galing mo sa page-emote habang nasa bintana ka at pinapanood mo ang pagbagsak ng ulan sa lupa habang nakikinig ng theme song niyo ng Ex mo. Haha! Nakakainis kase di ka makalabas kasama ang mga kaibigan mo at wala kang magawa kundi ang magmukmok sa kwarto mo. Pero alam mo kung ano ang maganda kapag umuulan? Para sa mga estudyante, hinihintay ang pagannounce sa TV or radyo ang class suspensions. Haha! Pero hindi ibig sabihin na kapag umulan na eh wala nang klase ah?

Pero paano nga ba talaga i-enjoy ang tag-ulan? Ilan lamang ang mga ito para maenjoy natin ang buhay-bahay kapag tag-ulan.

1.KUMAIN NG PAMPAINIT NA PAGKAIN.
Oh di ba? Kapag umuulan ewan ko ba kung bakit ang sarap kumain. Sumasarap talaga ang lasa ng pagkain kapag umulan , hindi ba? Madalas kumakain o umiinom tayo ng pampainit para maibsan ang lamig na nararamdaman natin. Ilan lamang ang mga ito ay ang mga champorado, kape, sopas at kung anu-ano pa.

2.MANOOD NG MOVIE O MAGBABAD SA HARAP NG LAPTOP.
Malamang ito ang mostly ginagawa natin kapag tag-ulan hindi ba? Epektibo itong pampalipas ng oras. Pwede mong aliwin ang sarili mo sa panonood ng pabrito mong love story na dinownload mo pa sa Torrent para dika maboring. O pwede ka na ring magstatus o magtweet minu-minuto. O di kaya’y kunan mo ang sarili mo at magselfie ka tapos ipopost mo sa Facebook o Twitter.

3.MALIGO SA ULAN.
Hindi ba’t nakakamiss ang maligo sa ulan? Oh diba? Alam kong natry mo na to nung bata ka kasama ang iyong mga kaibigan. Oh bakit, di na ba pwedeng gawin yan ngayon? Pwede kaya! Yayain mo ang mga kaibigan mo at maligo kayo sa ulan. Libre shower nayan. Hahaha.

4.MATULOG.
Ofcourse, hindi mawawala ang MATULOG! Sino pa nga ba ang ayaw matulog? Oras na ito para magpahinga. Ang sarap kayang matulog habang umuulan lalo na sana kung katabi mo ang mahal mo pero dahil wala, wala kang magagawa kundi unan na lang ang pwede mong yakapin. Haha!

Oh ayan! Andamin pwedeng gawin kapag umuulan. Kaya ‘wag kang malungkot o mainis kapag uulan. Ikaw? May maidadagdag ka pa ba sa listahan na nasa taas? Maari mo kaming kontakin o ilagay lang ang suhestiyon sa baba. Salamat!