Since I posted a lots of Tagalog Jokes for almost a week, so today, I wanna share you a new collection of Tagalog Quotes about Love.

"Haist! Pag-ibig nga naman." I always see people posting this in some social networking sites like Facebook and Twitter. And ofcourse, Im one of them. I know how happy to be loved is. But it is two times the hurt you will feel when he/she broke up with you. This time, I collected a 10 Pag-ibig Quotes (Love Quotes in English) for you and to share with your friends and love ones. It is really happy reading these kinds of quotes as it really relatable specially to those teens. Though some of these Pag-ibig Quotes are for broken hearted people.

So are you ready to smile and cry? If you are, here they are. Hope you like them. If you do, please share. Thanks!

Ayoko ng relasyong pangkiligan lang. Gusto ko yung pangmatagalan at seryosohan.

Sinaktan ka, iniwanan, pinaiyak, pinaasa sa wala tapos linoko. Pero lahat m yun hindi mo na kita dahil lang bumalik siya. Ganun ba talaga magmahal? Ganun ba talaga ang puso? Pagmamahal lang ang ginagawa?

Hindi laging libre ang second chance, kaya pag binigyan kita. UMAYOS KA.

Kahit awayin mo pa sya ng ilang beses kung talagang mahal ka niya. Di niya gagawing dahilan yun para magsawa sya at isuko ka.

Let go kung masakit na, Give up kung hindi mo na kaya. Move-on kung yung dati ay hindi na maibabalik pa.

Yung feeling na hindi mo alam kung bakit mo siya nagustuhan, Pero minahal mo pa rin siya sa hindi maipaliwanag na dahilan.

Huwag mong hintaying mawala sayo yan bago mo marealize na hindi pala kumpleto ang mundo mo ng wala sya sa buhay mo.

Kapag dumating yung panahon na wala na akong pakialam sa’yo, wag kang mag-alala. Ginaya lang ki nya.

Hindi magsisimula ang bagong kabanata kung hindi mo isasara ang nakaraan na pahina.

Mahirap tumawa pag may problema ka, mahirap matulog pag may iniisip ka, mahirap magtago para lang makaiwas ka. Higit sa lahat, mahirap humanap ng iba para lang makalimutan yung mahal mo talaga.

Its weekend! So why not enjoy it? No classes, so you are free today.

Oh! Since last day, I posted about Pag-ibig Quotes, then today, lemme share you a new compilation of Pinoy Jokes. These jokes are really funny. Ofcourse they are. They made me laugh. These are Tagalog Multo Jokes or Tagalog Ghost Jokes.

Have you ever saw a ghost? Are they really true? Are they existing? Until now, I never saw ghost or anything scary. Eventhough sometimes, Im scared because of those stories about ghosts. I know that this is just our imaginations. Yeah! I never believe that there is really a ghost until I see one. But for now, since I never saw ghost, then, I dont believe them. But am not wishing to see one. Too scary ha. Haha!

So leggo! I have collected some Tagalog Multo Jokes for you and to share with. Prepare yourself with these scarylaughy (scary and laughy lol) Jokes. So here they are. Hope you like them.

PARE1: Pre, bakit ka tulala?
PARE2: Asawa ko, gabi-gabi ako kinakalabit.
PARE1: Sarap nun! Anong problema dun?
PARE2: Anong masarap dun e m limang taon nang patay asawa ko!

Lasing (takot): may multo sa banyo natin!
Wife: ha? Bakit?
Lasing: kasi bumubukas yung ilaw pag papasok ako ng banyo eh.
Wife: loko ka! ikaw pala umiihi sa ref!

Ama: Walang namang multo dito anak, sino ba nag sabi sayo nyan?
Pedro: Si Yaya po!
Ama: Pedro mag-impake ka na!
Pedro: Bakit Tay?
Ama: Lintek! Wala ka namang Yaya eh!

Junjun: Pa, may multo daw sa kusina natin?
Papa: Anak, sino naman nagsabi sa iyo niyan?
Junjun: Si Mama po!
Papa: Ay nako, wag ka nga duwag at magpapaniwala dun! wala namang multo eh mabuti pa samahan mo na lang ako sa kusina at iinom lang ako ng tubig!!

Isn’t it nice to be in bed,and someone’s with you to watch you, touch your hair down to your back, and whisper to you.. “HANAPIN MO ANG PUMATAY SAKIN!!” hahahaha.

Some of my Twitter friends tweeted last night about those funny Funny English-Tagalog Translated Songs with a hashtag #TagalogSongNames. I really had fun reading them because they are funny. Though, some of them are corny yet they are great. Some of these are insulting (please dont take them seriously. These jokes are for fun only ok?) but if look on the other side, these can make you laugh and can help you forget your problems at the same time. That’s how Filipinos creative are.

Because these are great, I collected some of them and compiled them to share it with you here. So take a look at them. Here they are!

Na I-stroke. (The Man who can’t be Moved)

Echos Lang (I Won’t Give Up by Jason Mraz)

MAGANDA KA? (Who Says)

WALA (You And I)

Bigyan Ng Jacket (Baby, It’s Cold Outside by Zooey Deschanel & Leon Redbone)

Ex Mong May Utang (The One That Got Away by Katy Perry)

SEMBREAK (I love you goodbye)

Adobe Photoshop (What Makes You Beautiful)

Sinong Umutot? (Maybe It’s You by Jolina Magdangal)

Si Dagul, si Mahal at si Mura. (Forever Young)

Ngipin mo (Black and Yellow)

Kapag hindi libre. (And I Am Telling You I’m Not Going)

Yung UTANG ng Kaibigan mo. (Do You Remember)

Charice Pempengco. (If I Were A Boy)

TATANGKAD KA RIN! ( Don’t Stop Believing)

Naligo na siya. (For the First Time)

LAHAT MAGANDA (You are the only exception)

Walang taong panget. (‘Til there was you)

KAGANDAHAN? ( Nothing On You )

Wala ng Winston sa tindahan (Only Hope)

TUMABI SI CRUSH. (This is the Moment)

Babae! Kumain ka! (It girl)

PAG KUMANTA KA. (It Will Rain)

Kapag Hindi Libre (And I Am Telling You I’m Not Going by Jessica Sanchez)

Kami na ni Daniel Padilla (Just a Dream)

Chismosa (I don’t wanna miss a thing)

Exam (We’re all in this together)

Sinaraduhan ng gate. (The Climb)

OP si noynoy at boy abunda (whip my hair)

May Umutot Sa Swimming Pool (Bubbly)

"Mahal Kita.." (I Love You..) What if the one you love tell you this magic word? What would you feel? Ofcourse, you will be happy. Hearing those words are really make you happy specially if that words came from a person you really love that much.

But sometimes, someone are telling these words with “but". Like "I love you but we are not really meant to each other.". There’s a lot of buts that’s why some of relationships are not working and ended up into nothing.

Today, I am here to share you a compilation of Mahal Kita Quotes you will love. You can also share this to your Facebook and Twitter timeline if you want or even thru SMS. Some of these are collected from the internet and some of these are made by yours truly. Hope you like them. Here they are.

"Mahal kita.." Ito yung salitang sobrang sarap pakinggan lalo na kung galing sa taong mahal mo. Napaka powerful ng salitang yan, salitang dapat ay di din natin basta basta binibitawan kung hindi naman pala tayo sigurado sa ating nararamdaman.

Kung mahal mo ang isang tao, di ka maghahanap ng wala sa kanya. Dahil masaya ka na sa kung anong MERON SYA!

Mahal kita pero di mo lang alam. Natatakot akong ipaalam saiyo dahil baka iwasan mo lang ako. Paano ko ba ipaparamdam sayo na mahal kita kung may mahal ka namang iba?

Mahal kita. Oo mahal kita pero hindi yun sapat para ipaglaban pa kita. Ayoko lang talagang paasahin ang sarili ko na ipaglalaban mo din ako sapagkat alam kong iba ang ipaglalaban mo.

Mahal kita, mahal mo din ako. Pero bakit hindi natin magawang magsama ng masaya?

Mahal kita kahit na nakakabwisit ka minsan. Mahal kita kahit na minsan binabalewala mo ako. Kahit na ano pang rason yan, ang mahalaga, mahal kita.

Mahal na mahal kita. Dito lang ako para sa iyo. Ok lang kung isang option lang ako. Atleast minsan naaalala mo ako diba?

Bigla nalang sinabi ng taong minamahal mo nang lihim na "Mahal kita.." Kinilig ka. Pero after a secons. Sabi niya: “Pakisabi naman sa kaibigan mo.." Kikiligin ka pa kaya?

Hello pips and avid readers of this blog. Am really out of intro. Yeah! Help me please! I dunno what to say about this than they are funny. You should try to read them.

Wah! Really out of intro. Sorry! Ok I have collected some Funny Kasabihan or shall I say Funny sayings or proverbs. These are for fun only. Don’t take them seriously.

So thats it! Please share if you find them funny ha? Thanks! Here they are!

You may also try to read Pinoy Funny Mottos.

1: Wag kang mag bilang ng manok… kung alaga mo ay itik.

2: DONT JUDGE A BOOK IF UR NOT A JUDGE!

3: Pag binato ka ng BATO Batohin mo ng HALoBLOCKs.

4: Ang batang masipag pag laki KATULONG.

5: Matalino man ang bading.. napeperahan din.

6: Hindi Lahat ng kulay green ay HEALTHY. Ang PLEMA ba HEALTHY?? HA? HA??

7: Kung wala kang ginagawa, bakit ka humihinga?

8: Batu-bato sa langit, ang tamaan… sapul.

9: Try and try until you succeed… or else try another.

10: Ako ang nagsaing… iba ang kumain. Diet ako eh.

11: Huwag magbilang ng manok kung alaga mo ay itik.

12: Kapag maiksi na ang kumot, bumili kana ng bago.

13: Kapag puno na ang salop, kumuha na ng ibang salop.

14: Magbiro ka na sa lasing, magbiro ka na sa bagong gising, ‘wag lang sa lasing na bagong gising.

15: When all else fails, follow instructions.

16: Ang hindi marunong magmahal sa sariling wika, lumaki sa ibang bansa.

17: To err is human, to errs is humans.

18: Ang di marunong magmahal sa sariling wika…sa callcenter naglipana..

"Friendzone", have you ever heard this word? Or maybe you are one of those na-Frienzone? If you don’t know what is this, then, I’ll give you a short info about this.

If you are a Twitter and Facebook addict, then, I know, you always see some of your friends posting this word. Yeah! I first saw this on Twitter. So Friendzone is the term for those who love someone but that someone doesn’t love them back, and consider them as a friend. So that is the meaning of the word Friendzone. The one you love consider you only as a friend, thats all. So never assume!

So today, I have collected and made some Friendzone Quotes for you and to share with to your friends who already felt this. So here they are. Hope you like them. Please share! Thanks!

Simple lang naman ang kailangan mong gawin kung ayaw mong masaktan. Iwasan ang magmahal ng taong alam mong ang turing sayo ay kaibigan lang.

Paano kung sasabihan ka ng taong mahal mo na: “Sorry, kaibigan lang turing ko sa iyo." Ano mararamdaman mo? Ang sakit di ba?

May magagawa pa ba ako? Eh may gusto ka’ng IBA at kaibigan lang turing mo saken?

Wala nang mas sasakit pa na ituring kang kaibigan lang ng taong mahal mo samantalang ikaw, minamahal mo siya ng todo.

Siguro nga mahal ka nya pero hanggang kaibigan lang. Hanggang dun lang.

Yung sobrang landi mo na pero ang sasabihin sayo “hindi, kaibigan naman kita, di ako nalalandian sa kaibigan ko".

KAPAG FRIEND LANG, FRIEND LANG. WAG NANG UMASA! MAY “SILA" NA EH! HAHAHAHA!

Kahit anong gawin mo, kung kaibigan lang turing niya sa iyo, wag ka na umasa, wag ka na umepal. Dahil kung aasa ka, ikaw lang naman masasaktan eh.

Hindi sapat na mahal mo siya. Hindi sapat na kailangan mo siya. Dahil isa ka lang kaibigan para sa kanya.

Bakit ganon? Kung sino pa minamahal mo, kaibigan lang ang turing niya sa iyo? Ansakeet noh?

I love seeing those couple having their first anniversary. I just love seeing them because they are still inlove with each other after a year. Wow! Having your first anniversary with your love one despite of those problems you encountered yet you still love each other is such a happiest and meaningful moments. Anniversaries are the happiest moments for partners and couples. It comes only once a year but it is really worth the celebration with the one you love.

If this day is your anniversary, why not surpise him/her. Yes! You can also use any Tagalog Quotes about Love in greeting your love one by sending him/her thru sms.

So today, I collected some Tagalog Anniversary Quotes, Greetings and Messages for you and to your love ones. Some of these are composed by yours truly and some of them are collected around the net. So lets take a look at them. Here they are. Hope you like them!

Isang taon na. Isang taon nang tayo’y magkasama. At isang taon na naman ang ating susuungin. Sana tumibay pa ang ating samahan. Mahal kita at mamahalin kita kahit kaila. Happy Anniversary mahal ko!

Wala na akong hihilingin pa kundi ang makasama pa kita habang buhay. Ako na ang pinakamasaya sapagkat kasama kita sa hirap at ginhawa.

Ikaw ang nagbigay kulay sa aking mundo, Walang hanggang ang kaligayahan pag ikaw ang kasama ko, Mahal na mahal kita. Maligayang Anibersaryo.

Sa lahat ng pang-unawa, pagmamahal at suporta Na walang sawa mong ibinibigay sa akin. Nagpapaalala kung gaano ako naging mapalad Nang hinayaan ng Diyos na ika’y mapasaakin. Ikaw lang, wala ng iba pa. Happy Anniversary!

Mula ng makilala kita, lagi na akong Masaya, Laging tulala at naiisip ka, Napakasaya laging gumising at naghihintay na ika’y makapiling. Happy Anniversary!

Happy Anniversary. Salamat sa lahat ng pang-unawa. Salamat sa lahat ng paalala. Salamat sa pagmamahal mo sa aken. Ikaw den, mahal na mahal kita higit pa sa buhay ko.

Naaalala ko pa, nung una tayong magkita, Di ko akalain na tatagal tayo ng ganito, Sadya nga talagang tayo para sa isa’t isa. Sana ay manatili tayong Masaya at maligaya. Mahal kita! Happy Anniversary!

Ayoko maging corny. Ayoko maging baduy. Pero ok lang maging corny at baduy paminsan minsan man, Basta para sa ikakasiya ng aking minamahal. I love you, babe Happy Anniversary!

Isang taon na tayo, napakasaya ko. Wala na akong hihilingin pa kundi ang makasama ka habambuhay. Wala nang hihiigit pa sa iyo. Sana, ang hiling ko lang, ikaw na ang makasama ko magpakainlan paman. Happy Anniversary. I love you.

Love.. love.. love. Such a great feeling but sometimes, it’s the reason why you hate world if your heart will be broken into pieces by the one you love the most. But whatever it is, love is still the best feeling ever. Best feeling ever that everyone deserves it. Everything deserves to be loved.

Do your relationship getting weak? Or do you love a person who doesn’t love you back? Then, immerse yourself in these Pinoy Inspirational Quotes about Love I collected for you and to share with. These can bring you hope and inspires you to continue love again.

So leggo and take a look at these Pinoy Inspirational Quotes about Love. Hope you like them. If you do, you can share it to your friends. So here they are guys.

Kapag iniwan ka ng mahal mo, huwag kang umiyak! Instead, ngumiti ka at ipakita mo sa kanya na kaya mong tumayo kahit wala siya.

Kala ko dati malas ako.. kala ko pinagtripan ako ng mundo tapos napatingin ako sau tpos napangiti.. bakit? Kasi kahit gano ako kamalas.. bawing bawi naman dahil sayo.

Mahalin mo ang taong tatanggap ng nakaraan mo. Madalang lang ang mga taong ganyan. Baka kasi pag dumating ang bukas may kaagaw ka na iba.

Minsan nalilito ka kung ano b ang dapat sundin ang puso ba o ang isip. Mas marami parin ang puso ang sinusunod dahil hindi ito pwedeng magkamali lalo na kung malinis at tapat ang hangarin nito.

Matuto kang magpahalaga sa taong nagpapakatanga at minamahal ka ng todo. Tandaan mo na bilang na lang ang mga taong katulad niyan at hindi lahat ng katulad niya ay ikaw ang gusto.

Huwag kang bumitaw hangga’t binibigyan ka nya ng dahilan para kumapit. Pero kung hindi ka naman nya hinahawakan ng mahigpit, mas okay na yung malalaglag ka at masaktan kesa iwanan kang nag-iisa nang nakalutang.

Sa pag-ibig, di mahalaga ang nakaraan kundi ang kasalukuyan. Mas matimbang ang karanasan kaysa sa sakit na pinagdaanan. Ang tanging magpapatatag dito ay kapatawaran at hindi ang pagsumbat sa kasalanan.

Hindi mo kailangang baguhin ang sarili mo para sa taong mahal mo, Magpakatotoo ka lang at turuan syang tanggapin ang buong pagkatao mo.

So thats all. Hope these Pinoy Inspirational Love Quotes will help you boost your self esteem and give you hope to try again in loving yourself and someone. Don’t stop loving!

Have you ever heard a “Patama" or “Patama Quotes" from someone? Does it make you irritate or what? Or does it make you smile?

Patama Quotes has became so famous today. Many Patama Quotes are scattered on the internet, and in text messages. I think, its an art of making that someone who cheated on you also feel the hurts you felt when he/she cheated you — that’s what Patama Quotes is. Mostly, Patama Quotes are referring to those cheaters in their relationship. But some Patamas are made for their crushes, i think. Sometimes, they are so funny yet so true because they are really relatable.

So if you are looking for Patama Quotes, then, search no more because you are in the right place. So here they are.

You may also like: Tagalog Pick Up Lines.

Hindi porket pinag-aagawan ka, maganda ka na. TAKE NOTE: Sa basketball , ang bola pinag-aagawan para lang matira.

“Hindi naman porket MATALINO ka ay alam mo na ang lahat marami ka lang alam PERO HINDI LAHAT.”

Mas mabuti pang tapatin ka ng isang tao sa masakit na katotohanan, kesa paniwalain ka sa isang malambing na katotohanan.

Mahirap pumapel sa buhay ng tao. Lalo na kung hindi ikaw yung bida sa script na pinili nya.

Wag na wag kang mangangarap ng sobrang gwapo baka mamaya… mas MALANDI pa sayo

Minsan kung sino pa yung mga matatalino,sila pa yung nagiging bobo pagdating sa pagmamahal.

Matuto kang alagaan ang mga bagay na meron ka ngayon dahil hindi sa lahat ng pagkakataon ay pabor sayo ang panahon.

Magkaiba ang TOO MUCH sa TOO MANY. Masamang magmahal ng TOO MUCH pero mas masama namang magmahal ng TOO MANY.

Bakit ba kasi may mga taong hindi makuntento sa isa, ayan tuloy may mga taong puso ay nasasaktan at nagdudurusa.

Bakit ang bilis nating magka-crush? Bilis magkagusto, at bilis ma INL0VE! Pero, kapag nasaktan.. Ang tagal bago MAKALIMUTAN?

Hello! Im out of intro now. Lol! I have collected some Pinoy PatamaLove Quotes for you and to share with. So what now? Uh-oh! Im really out of words to say about this topic. Just Kidding!

A lot of quotes are now scattered elsewhere specially on the internet. Some of them are really relatable that all teens can relate because that quote really happened to them.

So leggo and take a look at them. So here they are.

Kahit gaano man kalayo tayong dalawa sa isa’t isa, ang imporatante parin ay ang MAHAL MO AKO, at MAHAL KITA. At walang sinumang makakapag bago ng isip ko tungkol sayo.

Nalaman kong hindi pala exam na may passing rate ang buhay. Hindi ito multiple choice, identification, true or false, enumeration, o fill-in-the-blanks na sinasagutan, kundi essay na isinusulat araw-araw. Huhusgahan ito hindi base sa kung tama o mali ang sagot, kundi base sa kung may kabuluhan ang mga naisulat o wala. Allowed ang erasures. - Bob Ong

Hindi lahat ng lalaki manloloko. Sadyang mali lang talaga napili mo.

Sayang ang ganda mo, bakit? Dahil naghahabol ka sa alam mong may BAGO at HINDI NA SAYO.

Kung nagawa mo ng HINDI tumawa sa mga jokes na tinawanan mo na dati, bakit hindi mo subukan WAG umiyak sa taong dati mo ng iniyakan?

Ayaw ko pa sanang bumitaw para ipakita na MAHAL KITA. Pero binibigyan mo ako ng maraming dahilan para ISUKO ka!

Huwag kang umasa sa taong PURO SALITA.. Hangga’t wala siyang ginagawa, wala kang dahilan para maniwala.

Hindi lahat ng patama ay tungkol sayo, meron lang talagang sadyang sinasalo mo dahil alam mong bagay sayo!

Pag hindi ka mahal ng mahal mo, huwag kang magreklamo. kasi may mga tao rin na di mo mahal pero mahal ka… Kaya quits lang. -Bob Ong

Hello! Its been two days since the last update of this blog. Sorry for that, so today, Im happy to share you guys again a new compilation of Tagalog Jokes which is Tagalog Pulis Jokes.

These collectection doesn’t intend to insult those cope out there, this compilation is for fun only, I mean, its just a pain reliever for me and to all who really need to laugh today because of stressful weeks. These are not mine, they are just collected around the net, so, we do not claim any rights here.

So leggo and take a look at this collection of Tagalog Pulis Jokes. Here they are. Hope you like them.

Pinara ng Pulis ang isang sasakyan.
Pulis: Bakit kayo may wangwang? Di nyo ba alama na pinagbabawal na yan?
Drayber: Pasensya na po nagmamadali lang kasi kami. May pasyente po kasi kami sa loob.
Pulis: Pasyente? Bakit ano ba ‘tong sasakyan niyo?
Drayber: Ambulansya po!

Pulis: Eto bayad ko sa kape
Chinese: Aba,bakit ka bayad?
Pulis: Utos ni chief, wala nang kotong
Chinese: Aba sige, simula ngayon hindi na ako dura sa kape mo.

Nabangga si juan ng sasakayan! Nag report sapulis.
Juan: Sir may irereport po ako.

Pulis: Ano un? At bakit?
Juan: Nabangga po ako ng sasakayan.
Pulis: kelan? saan?
Juan: kanina lng po.
Pulis: Anong sasakayan?
Juan: Van po Sir.
Pulis; nakuha mo ba plate number?
Juan: Hindi po.
Pulis: Bakit?
Juan: eh…kasi..nakaturnilyo eh!

Jeep pinara ng pulis…
DRIVER: Bakit boss ano violation ko?
PULIS: Wala!
DRIVER: Adik! Bakit mo ko pinahinto?
PULIS: OGAG ka rin noh! Sasakay ako diba jeep to!

Arnold: POLICE! POLICE! POLICE! may magnanakaw!
POLICE: SINO?
Arnold: SI Ynah
POLICE: BAKIT?
Arnold: kasi ninakaw nya ang puso ko!

Sa presinto…
PULIS: Ano ang itsura ng suspek?
SAKSI: Naka-orange po siya at dilaw ang buhok.
ARTIST: (gumuhit) Bossing, hindi natin kayang hulihin ‘to.
PULIS: Bakit?
ARTIST: Dilaw raw ang buhok at naka-orange… Kung hindi si Naruto, si Son Goku ‘to!

Ha ha ha ha ha ha! Oh sorry, I just can’t stop myself laughing with this new compilation of Tagalog Jokes. Yes! They really made my day! I love it.

Anyway today, I am again happy to share you a new compilation of Tagalog Jokes - Tagalog Buntis Jokes. They are collected around the net and compiled them here for you and to share with. What is buntis? Buntis is a Tagalog word for pregnant. So this is a collection of Tagalog pregnant jokes. Anyway, we don’t have any intention to insult those preggys out there, these are just a jokes specially compiled for those who are upset today.

So leggo and take a look at them. So here they are. Hope you like them. It would be nice if you share this page to your friends. Thanks!

Wife: Hon, good news buntis ako!
Biglang nabadtrip ang lalaki.
Husband: Anong good news don?
Wife: Bakit hindi ka ba masaya sa magiging baby natin?
Husband: Paano ako magiging masaya? Nakalimutan mo na bang baog ako?

PEDRO: pare buntis gf ko pero gumagamit naman ako ng condom.
JUAN: halika mahal kong kaibigan, ipapaliwanag ko sayo.
PEDRO: sige
JUAN: may isang lalaki na umakyat ng gubat ng may dalang payong. Ngayon nakita siya ng tigreng papalapit, kinalabit niya ang pindutan ng payong at namatay ang tigre.
PEDRO: haha! imposible naman un pare.. baka may tumirang iba sa tigre.
jUAN: exactly
PEDRO: (speechless)

ANAK: Nay,buntis ako!
INA: Hindi ka buntis!
ANAK: Nay,Nasusuka ako
INA: Hindi ka buntis!
ANAK: Gusto ko maasim! buntis ako!
INA: TUMIGIL KA Reynald! Isa pa at dudurugin ko na bayag mo!

Anak: tay!wag kayu mabibigla ha! buntis ako!
Tatay: ah! Ganun ba! sige matulog kana!
Anak; Tay! Ganun lang! Di ka man lang magaglit sakin or m magtataka! Anung klase kang tatay!
Tatay; hoy Pedro ka! Pinayagan na kita sa mga kabaklaan mo! Kumekerengkeng kapa rin! Matulog kana nga!

Jinggoy: Dad, anong palang tawag sa damit na pambuntis? Fraternity dress ba?
Erap: Mali! Panlalake yon! Sorority dress dapat!

Howdy dlanyerzone readers specially you - quotes lover, quotes seeker, whatever. Haha! So how are you? Answer me please! :)))

Have you ever read my post about Tagalog Love Quotes? If not then, you should visit and read it. I assure you, those quotes are really relatable specially if you’re a teens. I know, you have seen many Tagalog Love Quotes here in my blog like Tagalog Love Quotes 2013 or Twitter Tagalog Love Quotes which collected from those tweeples in Twitter, and what do you think of them? Are they really relatable? Ofcourse they are.

Tho you have seen a lots of Pinoy Tagalog Quotes here, I am again happy to share you a new compilation of Tagalog Love Quotes - Cute Tagalog Love Quotes for Boys and Girls. The cutest, pinakaastig and the best Pinoy Tagalog Love Quotes of all time.

These quotes are collected and compiled by yours truly for you and to share with. I don’t claim any rights with these quotes. So are you ready? Here they are.

Sabi naman sayo, eh. Wag kang maging sweet, wag kang maglambing. Tingnan motuloy ngayon. Kasalanan mo to, eh! Masasaktan na naman ako kasi mahal nakita, eh. Mahal na mahal.

Chocolate sana yung bibilhin ko, Kaso, naisip kita, nagpaload nalang ako.. alam mo kung bakit? chocolate lang naman yun eh,MAS SWEET ka pa dun!

Minsan may nagtanong sakin kung nainlove na daw ako…Napangiti ako sa sinabi niya…Because at that very moment.. I was thinking of YOU.

Ang PAG-IBIG ay parang utot. Kahit anong gawin ay napakahirap itago At pag-ibinuga mo ang kimkim na damdamin, maaamoy ng lahat kahit hind ka man umamin!

Minsan caring is better than loving. Minsan tea is better than coffee. Minsan smile is better than laughter. Pero nobody is better than you.

I’m thinking of U. I want to be with u. I am longing for U. I have a crush on U. I want to hug and kiss U. I love U. Ikaw, love mo rin ba ang letter U?

Gusto ko na benta cell phone ko. Alam mo ba? Gusto ko hagis, durugin at tadyakan ang cell phone ko. Alam mo ba? Gusto ko na panakaw to. Alam mo ba? Maloloka na ko sa pag-iintay ng text mo. Alam mo ba?

Maybe you saw some posts about the Movie Despicable Me 2 over the Internet. This part 2 of the movie goes viral over the internet because of its cute characters. Following their success in 2010, Gru is back with its contemptible and atrocious character.

If you haven’t still watched this cute movie, then you have to look at their Famous Movie Lines and Quotes I’ve collected over the internet becuase me too I never tried to watch this too but I promise to watch this because I love those cute minions.

So leggo and we’ll take a look at these Despicable Me 2 Famous Movie Lines and Quotes.

Gru: Your dog has been leaving bombs in my yard.
Fred McDade: Oh you know dogs… they go where they want!
Gru: Not if they’re dead.

Margo: Hey, what celebrity do you look like?
Gru: Uhhh, Bruce Willis.
Margo: Mmm, no.
Agnes: Humpty Dumpty!
Edith: Ooh, Gollum!
Agnes: I know what makes you a boy!
Gru: Uh, you do?
Agnes: Your bald head!
Gru: Oh, right.
Agnes: Sometimes I stare at it and imagine a little chick popping out. Peep, peep, peep!

Gru: Good night, Edith.
Gru: Good night, Margo.
Gru: Whoa, whoa, hold your horses. Who are you texting?
Margo: My friend Avery.
Gru: Avery?
Gru: Huh? Avery? Is that a girl’s name or a boy’s name?
Margo: Does it matter?
Gru: No. No, it doesn’t matter unless it’s a boy!

Young Gru: Mom, someday, I’m going to go to the moon.
Gru’s Mom: I’m afraid you’re too late, son. NASA isn’t sending the monkeys anymore.

Silas: I’m the league’s director, Silas Ramsbottom.
Minions 1: Pfft..Bottom!
Minions 1 and 2: Hahahaha

Edith: Are these beds made from bombs?
Gru: Yes, but they are very old and are not likely to explode. But don’t toss and turn.
Edith: Cool!

Since some relationships dont last until their first Anniversary, and today, monthsary is the only day that a couple can celebrate (I mean, I am not whishing, but if we’ll look on it, it is really hard to make a relationship last even just in a year) that is why I made this Tagalog Happy Monthsary Greetings and Quotes compilation for those who are celebrating their monthsary.

Yeah! I know some couples celebrated their first Anniversary and I congratulate them for making their partnership in one year. I salute you guys. I also salute those couple who are celebrating their monthsary. So today, if you are one of those couple who are celebrating their monthsary, then you have to look at this compilation.

Please be noted that these are not mine. I just collected them over the internet so I don’t claim any rights here. So here they are. Hope you like them. Happy Monthsary!

Isa ka sa pinakamagandang nangyari sa buhay ko, At gagawin ko ang lahat para ingatan ka. Sana ay tumagal pa tayo. Happy Monthsary!

Naaalala ko pa, nung una tayong magkita, Di ko akalain na tatagal tayo ng ganito, Sadya nga talagang tayo para sa isa’t isa. Sana ay manatili tayong Masaya at maligaya. Mahal kita!

No Relationship is Perfect but I’m contented with the way God built our relationship. Grabe ang dami na nating napagdaan na trials in a short span of time and I’m really glad kase we’re still holding on. Happy Monthsary Hon!

Ang bait talaga sa akin ni God. Ikaw na ang magkaroon ng boyfriend na sweet at mabait I’m so lucky. I love you, baby! Happy Monthsary!

Mula ng makilala kita, lagi na akong Masaya, Laging tulala at naiisip ka, Napakasaya laging gumising at naghihintay na ika’y makapiling. Happy Monthsary!

Kahit topakin ka, Kahit selosa ka, kahit masungit ka. Gugustuhin ko pa ring magcelebrate ng another monthsary kasama ka. Happy Monthsary!

Isa ka sa pinakamagandang nangyari sa buhay ko, At gagawin ko ang lahat para ingatan ka. Sana ay tumagal pa tayo. Happy Monthsary!

Salamat sa pagkumpleto ng buhay ko. Salamat dahil nandiyan ka palage. Salamat dahil minahal mo ako ng tama. Salamat sa lahat. Happy monthsary!

Have you ever read the famous book which is "Bakit di ka crush ng Crush mo" written by Ramon Bautista 2013 and now adapted with the same title in movie starring Kim Chiu and Xian Lim? I know, you guys know this book, as this is became viral over the internet because of those quotes written in this book. And you guys are excited to watch the movie, right?

And to make it short, I have collected some of those famous quotes from the book Bakit di ka crush ng crush mo? for you and to share with. And oh, I am not claiming any rights with these quote so all rights belong to the owner.

So here they are. Hope you like them.

“TANDAAN: your mind is your weapon. Pagyamanin natin ito at magiging handa tayo sa gulo na dulot ng paghihimagsik ng puso at bird.” — Ramon Bautista , Bakit Hindi Ka Crush ng Crush Mo?

“MOVING ON TECHNIQUES: Kung hindi mutual ang feelings natin, pwes, gagawin kong mutual. AYAW KO NA RIN SA’YO.” — Ramon Bautista; Bakit Hindi Ka Crush Ng Crush Mo?

“Naniniwala ako na may tatlong decision making bodies ang mga tao. Utak, puso at bird.” — Ramon Bautista , Bakit Hindi Ka Crush ng Crush Mo?

“Mga 3days-3weeks tapos unahan na yan mag-offline kunyari naputol connection ng internet pero naputol na yung mental and emotional connection.” — Ramon Bautista , Bakit Hindi Ka Crush ng Crush Mo?

“Sadyang mailap ang humanap ng tunay na pag-ibig. Madaling sabihing mahal kita, madaling isiping mahal ka niya, pero paano mo malalamang… ito na, eto na talaga?” — Ramon Bautista , Bakit Hindi Ka Crush ng Crush Mo?

“Hindi ako naniniwala sa fate, destiny at soul mates. Ang mundo ay binubuo ng mga pangyayaring random na kaganapan. Bahala ka sa buhay mo.” — Ramon Bautista , Bakit Hindi Ka Crush ng Crush Mo?

“Simply put, the best revenge is to live an awesome life.” — Ramon Bautista , Bakit Hindi Ka Crush ng Crush Mo?

“90% ng problema mo ay imbento lang.” — Ramon Bautista , Bakit Hindi Ka Crush ng Crush Mo?

Do you want again a new collection of Tagalog Jokes? Okay okay, don’t you worry because I have here a new collection which is Tagalog Animal Jokes and collected over the internet.

Readers, I have a li’l bit favor, if you want to suggest a new topic, it can be kinds of jokes, quotes/love quotes and any topic about humor, you can reach us thru our contact page, you will see there our email address for you to email us your suggestion. Thank you! And oh! Kindly share this blog to your friends. Just click the share button. Thank you again.

Okay, so here are some of the Tagalog Animal Jokes I collected for you and to share with. Hope you like them.

Sa loob ng sabungan ay di pedeng pumasok ng libre pag wala kang dalang panabong..
Pedro: (pumasok sa sabungan may dalang sisiw.)
Guard: (sinita nya.) Ano yang dala mo?
Pedro: (galit)e di sisiw!
Guard:alam ko!san mo dadalhin iyan?
Pedro: tanga ka pala eh! e di ipapasok ko sya sa loob pra magbigay ng moral suport sa tatay nya may laban sya ngayun!

Anong hayop ang galit sa tatay??
Eh di TAY!! GRR!!!! (Tiger)

Anong hayop ang hindi baduy?
Eh di OSO

Juan: Ang galing ng aso ko! Tuwing umaga, dala niya ang dyaryo sa akin.
Pedro: Alam ko.
Juan: Ha? Paano mo nalaman?
Pedro: Ikinukuwento sa akin ng aso ko.

Anong hayop na puno ng hangin?
Eh di Lobo

Anong hayop ang mandaraya?
Eh di Cheetah (Cheater)!

Nasalubong ng lasing ang isang matabang babae na may dalang aso.
DRUNK: Hoy, san mo nakuha yang baboy?
GIRL: Aso to di baboy!
DRUNK: Wag ka sumabat yun aso kausap ko!

Anong hayop ang walang gilagid?
Eh di Lang Gum!

Pedro: hayop ka ginawa mo akong tautauhan sa palayan , hindi tumataas ang sweldo ko!. pag namatay ako, sino magpapakain sa pamilya ko? ikaw?
Boss: englishin mo pra taasan ko ang sweldo mo!
Pedro: animal you person-person me in the farm , my salary did not climb! if i die who will eat my family? you?

Howdy! Loving someone is the best feeling ever, isn’t it? Though you are not sure if that someone love you back or not. That’s not important. What’s the matter here is that you are inlove with someone else. Ofcourse, not all people you will love will love you back. There are people will give you pain but I know, someday, you will find your destiny - the one that will love you forever, will care for you, comfort you and fight those trials with you. Such a wonderful feeling.

Anyway, as you have seen in the title which is Quotes para sa Mahal mo in english, Quotes for your loved ones, I made them actually. Yeah! Im inspired that is why I have the mood to share this to you guys. Nah! If you’ll ask me if Im inlove, ofcourse, though I am not sure if this someone love me too. I don’t care, I love that someone no matter what. Oops! This article is not about my lovelife, and its all about those quotes I made for your loved ones. Forgive me if these are not that good as the other quotes out there but these are from my heart.

Check also: Tagalog Love Quotes

You are always welcome to copy these quotes for you to share with your gf/bf but please, don’t forget to tell them about this blog. Thanks! So here they are. Enjoy!

Mahal ko, ikaw lang at wala nang iba pa. Sapagkat sa aking buhay, ikaw ang nagbibigay kulay.

Hindi ko man masabing mahal kita pero handa akong ipakita sa bawat pagkakataong tayo’y magkikita. Oo mahal kita, natatakot lang akong sabihin pero gusto kong iyo’y damhin.

Araw-araw naalala kita. Simula nang tayong unang magkita. Ikaw na ang gusto kong makasama, sa aking buhay hanggang pagtanda.

Bakit kaya di kita makalimutan. Mula sa aking pagtulog hanggang sa aking paggising, naaalala kita. Ang saya ko dahil nakilala kita.

Wala akong pakialam anuman ang sabihin nila. Basta ang alam ko, mahal na mahal kita. Ang mahalaga, ikaw at hindi sila.

Ikaw, ikaw lang ang gusto kong makasama. Ikaw lang ang gusto kong makita. Ikaw lang ang gusto kong makausap. At inaamin ko, mahal na mahal kita.

Ipaglalaban ko, ang nararamdaman ko sa iyo. Ipaglalaban kita sa kahit na sinong hadlang sa nararamdaman ko. Mahal kita eh, at handa ako sa lahat para lang sa’yo.

Wala na akong hihingin pa dahil nandyan ka na. Ano pa nga ba ang kulang eh, ikaw lang ay kumpleto na.

Ano ngayon kung OA ako para lang maipakitang mahal kita? OA na ako kung OA, ang mahalaga, maramdaman mong akong [O]ver [A]kong inlove sayo.

Textmate? I know you guys know this because this word became viral when mobile networks made a promo called unlimited texts. And I know, up to know, some of you guys are still doing this. I mean many of you are still inclined with this. And I have some friends who fell inlove with their textmate eventhough, they still don’t know each others that much and had no opportunity to meet. That is why, I collected Tagalog Textmate Jokes.

Maybe, these are Old Tagalog Jokes but still they made me laugh when I first read them. So you have to try it. Here they are. Hope you like them guys.

2 mag-textmate na mga badings sinadyang sa dilim mag eyeball para daw may surprise at di nila makita ang hitsura ng bawat isa. After making love in the dark:
Gay 1: Thanks for the night! It’s awesome! Saan ka ba nakatira?
Gay 2: Sa Sampaloc.
Gay 1: Talaga? Taga Sampaloc din ako! San sa Sampaloc?
Gay 2: Sa Firmezaa St.
Gay 1: Wow, taga dun din ako. Anong house number?
Gay 2: # 23, sa Green na gate.
Gay 1: HA?! (Gulat na Gulat!) uhhhhhhhhhm… PABLO?
Gay 2: Tataaaaaaay?

Boy: Hi pwede magtxmate?
Girl: (maldita) sino ka?
Boy: Doydoy. u?
Girl: (maldita) Doydoy? ok. I’m sleepy, good night!
Boy: Hi Sleepy, taga wer u?

Textmates nagpasyang mag eyeball.
Babae: Magsusuot ako ng yellow.
Lalaki: Magsusuot naman ako ng green.
Sa araw ng eyeball, dumating ang pangit na babae sa venue, ngunit walang naka-green.
Nilapitan niya ang nag-iisang lalaki pero naka-red.
Babae: Excuse me. Are you my textmate?
Lakaki: HUH? HALLER? NAKA-GREEN BA ‘KO?

Since all classes are suspended today because of the typhoon (oh no! I.N. is in signal #3) and some students are happy because there are no classes as I have seen some tweets on Twitter of some students celebrating because of class suspension.

And oh, please be safed Filipinos specially those provinces hitted by this typhoon.

Because of this typoon, I got a a new topic which is Tagalog Bagyo Jokes. Yeah! I just researched and got a few example of this kind of jokes and compiled them for you and to share with. So leggo and we’ll take a look at them. Here they are. Hope you like ‘em.

TEACHER: CLASS! anong bagyo ang pinakamalakas na sumalanta sa ating bansa?
JUAN: Ma’am! TUKSO po!
TEACHER: ANO? bkit naman?
JUAN: Kasi MAAM (kumanta!) “Kay rami ng winasak na tahanan! kay rami nang matang pinaluha”

Katatapos lng ng bagyong napakalakas
TATAY: anak halika at samahan mo akong pumunta sa bahay ng lola mo, aayusin ntin yung bahay niya.
ANAK: sige po tay sasama po ako
Bago sila umalis sumubo un anak ng karne ss kusina pero hindi nya nginuya.
Habang naglalakad sila biglang my nakitang balon ang anak at biglang ngdive, nagulat ang ama sa ginawa ng anak, pagahon tinanong sya agad ng knyang ama.
TATAY: bkit ka ba ngdive sa balon???
ANAK: mayroon kasing kasalan nagaganap sa ilalim ng balon kaya dumaan muna ako, eto pa nga ang karne.
(nilabas nyagaling sa bunganga, un galing s kusina knina b4 sila umalis at sabi ng tatay)
TATAY: oo nga ano„,subukan ko nga rin magdive gutom nrin ako
sabi sa anak. pero pagdive tumama s bato yung ulo niya ,nagkandasugat sugat, pagahon tinanong siya ng anak.
ANAK: tay ano po bang nangyari at nasugatan kayo? kumusta po yung kasalan?
Tanong ng anak, nagisip ang ama.
TATAY: anak oo nga my kasalan pero nagkagulo na kaya ako nasugatan.

BAGYO kaba?
Kasi the moment you left my area of resp0nsibility, you left my heart in a state of calamity.. ;(

Pag may bagyo:
PRE-SCHOOL/ ELEMENTARY = TAO
HIGHSCHOOL = TAO
COLLEGE = ISDA
MAY TRABAHO = IMORTAL!!!!

Boy: May bagyo na naman oh.
Girl: Buti pa yung bagyo napapansin mo, ako hindi..
Boy: Ganun ba. Buti pa ng yung bagyo may PAG-ASA, e sayu, wala.