Old Tagalog Jokes

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Another Tagalog Jokes I prepared for you guys. But today, these Tagalog Jokes are not new. Maybe you already read these anywhere because I think these Old Tagalog Jokes are existing since my childhood days. Nah! FYI, am still young so never think im old, lol. Yes! These are Old Tagalog Jokes but still can make you love and may help you forget your problems in life.

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Lalake 1: Pare, ganda ng pantalon mo ah,anong tatak??
Lalake 2: GUESS pare.
L1: Lee?
L2: Hindi,GUESS.
L1: Levis?!
L2: GUESS!
L1: Bench?!!
L2: GUESS nga eh!!
L1: geh siret na nga.

Pari: Sister, ikaw ba ang nasa CR? Kunin ko lang toothbrush ko.
Sister: Sandali, naka-panty lang ako.
Pari: Ok, antay ako.
Sister: Pasok na, wala na ako panty!

Anak: Inay, sinisilip ng kaklase ko ‘yung panty ko!
Inay: Bastos ‘yun, ah ! Ano ginawa mo?
Anak: Inalis ko at itinago ko ‘yung panty, para ‘di n’ya makita!

Bata: manong…pewde po bang magtanong?
Matanda: ano yun?
Bata: saan po papunta tong daan na to?
Matanda: alam mo, matagal n ako dito pero hindi ko pa nakitang umalis yang daan na yan.

LOLO: Gino paabot nga ng kape ko.
APO: Lo, Gina po.
LOLO: Gino paabot nga ng kutchara.
APO: Lo, Gina po.
LOLO: Punyeta ka Gino! Tigil tigilan mo yang kabaklaan mo!

BALDO: Anu yang nasa papel na yan?
JUAN: Listahan ng mga takot sa akin.
BALDO: Tingin nga! Bakit andito ako?!
JUAN: Bakit?! Laban ka?!
BALDO: Oo!!!
JUAN: Edi burahin! Problem ba yun?

Wife: Hon sino si… Trixie?
Husband: yun yung pinupustahan kong kabayo hon!
Wife: ah ganun? sagutin mo yung telepono… tumatawag yung…… kabayo mo!!